Here are a couple random funnies from all of us kids!!!
Emma: Emma saw the ward clerk walking up and down the aisle counting attendance. She asked: What's he doing? Dad said: what does it look like he is doing? Emma says Looking... you know looking for beer ans guns- things you should not have at church!!!!
Eva: Eva was watching a man with long white hair riding a motorcycle. She said: " Who's that old lady riding a two wheeler?"
Ben: While we were at Chili's Ben said: Do we have to say the Prayer?
While dad was pumping up a soccer ball, Ben asked: Dad, are you pumping up the party now?Dad was telling Ben a story. Dad said: Once there was this huge meeting... Ben said, Not a church one!!
Grammie was sleeping in Ben's bed for the night. Grammie said thanks for letting me use your bed! Ben said, I had too!
We were at Grammies for dinner and during the prayer, Ben yelled: What the H***!!!
Ella: Emma was excited to be getting Little Cesars for dinner and she said" Yea, Little Cesars!" Ella also said " Yea!" Emma said, Ella do you even know what little Cesars is? Ella said, " Yeah, the pink one." And then she went and grabbed so pink " little scissors"
Dad was singing Hush little baby to Ella and he said Daddy's going to buy you a mocking bird. Ella said, Daddy gonna buy me a monkey?
Ella calls Santa: HoHo
Mom was at the computer and the phone rang. She looked at the caller id and saw that it was a soliciter so she said uh oh. Ella said what? Is it the cops?
Ella's favorite fruit: Chocolate milk
As we were at church, Ella wanted to pass the bread and water like a big girl and every time she leaned over, she passed gas! The Emma said to stop and Ella said what? It was unexpectible!
That was only a couple of the Ziebarth kids funnies!

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